When you listen to the Liars on the hill,do they ever say anything positive for the little man?

Its constant defending of the big wigs.Why don’t they do anything to help America at all.What drives these jackals and how do they get away with it?

How can I keep it flirty and hot? Rlly need a man’s perspective?

We’ve been married for 4 yrs now and I just wanna keep it spicy ya know? What’s your advice?? I dress up from time to time and I’ve even worn wigs ;p or snuck in the shower behind him. I’m just always looking for good ways to keep things fresh between us and still feel the passion we felt when we were dating when you couldn’t keep your hands off each other. How can I accomplish this? Guy’s what would YOU want your wife or woman to do?

Is It Time That People Stopped Reminding Tiger About Past Mistakes?

He has apologised profusely,and he has been endlessly humiliated.
How much more do they want?
He has also had to suffer far from perfect nobodys pontificating on his
fitness for the human race.
Especially big wigs at Augusta who probably wouldn’t know one end of a golf
club from the other.
Time to let go of this man, time to let him get on with his life and to rebuild his family life.
Good luck Tiger, and well done on your comeback.
A brilliant return after an extended layoff.

Divorced Men; when you got out of a divorce did you date a younger girl? just to feel better about yourself?

I have know this man when he was married. He stopped talking to me when he got a divorce and then all of a sudden he asks me out to “lunch”. He treated me great and was the best date I ever had, asked me on a second one, and then wigged out and dissappeared. I really had/have feelings for him and would date him, or would just be freinds but i dont know why things have gotten so weird. I have known him to be the most decent guy and I am really confused. I am MUCH younger, and I was just wondering if he just asked me to drag me along and to make himself feel better that he could still be attractive to a much younger girl. Was I used for the sake of his ego? Or did he have feelings for me? this is his second divorce and his exwife hated me with a passion (even though I had no issue with her – she was pretty, smart, ex) Should I try to reconnect or did I do the right thing when i told him to go to hell? Please men let me now your motives …….

I’m Glad I’m A Woman?

I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I am.
I don’t live off of Budweiser, Beer Nuts and Spam.

I don’t brag to my buddies about my erections.
I won’t drive to Hell before I ask for directions.

I don’t get wasted at parties, and act like a clown.
And I know how to put that damned toilet seat down!

I won’t grab your hooters, I won’t pinch your butt.
My belt buckle’s not hidden beneath my beer gut.

And I don’t go around “readjusting” my crotch,
or yell like Tarzan when my headboard gets a notch.

I don’t belch in public, I don’t scratch my behind.
I’m a woman you see-I’m just not that kind!

I’m glad I’m a woman, I’m so glad I could sing.
I don’t have body hair like shag carpeting.

It doesn’t grow from my ears or cover my back.
when I lean over you can’t see 3 inches of crack.

And what’s on my head doesn’t leave with my comb.
I’ll never buy a toupee to cover my dome.

Or have a few hairs pulled from over the side.
I’m a woman, you know I’ve got far too much pride!

And I honestly think its a privilege for me,
to have these two boobs and sit down when I p-e-e.

I don’t live to play golf and shoot basketball.
I don’t swagger and spit like a Neanderthal.

I won’t tell you my wife just does not understand,
or stick my hand in my pocket to hide that gold band.

Or tell you a story to make you sigh and weep,
then screw you, roll over and fall sound asleep!

Yes, I’m so very glad I’m a woman, you see.
Forget all about that old penis envy.

I don’t long for male bonding, I don’t cruise for chicks.
Or join the Hair Club For Men, or think with my d-i-c-k.

I’m a woman by chance and I’m thankful, it’s true.
I’m so glad I’m a woman and not a man like you!
Divinity, your e-mail address hasn’t been verified.

Gender Poetry Pt 2?

I’M GLAD I’M A WOMAN

I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I am.
I don’t live off of Budweiser, Beer Nuts and Spam.
I don’t brag to my buddies about my erections.
I won’t drive to Hell before I ask for directions.

I don’t get wasted at parties, and act like a clown.
And I know how to put that damned toilet seat down!
I won’t grab your hooters, I won’t pinch your butt.
My belt buckle’s not hidden beneath my beer gut.

And I don’t go around “readjusting” my crotch,
or yell like Tarzan when my headboard gets a notch.
I don’t belch in public, I don’t scratch my behind.
I’m a woman you see-I’m just not that kind!

I’m glad I’m a woman, I’m so glad I could sing.
I don’t have body hair like shag carpeting.
It doesn’t grow from my ears or cover my back.
When I lean over you can’t see 3 inches of crack.
And what’s on my head doesn’t leave with my comb.
I’ll never buy a toupee to cover my dome.

Or have a few hairs pulled from over the side.
I’m a woman, you know-I’ve got far too much pride!
And I honestly think its a privilege for me,
to have these two boobs and sit down when I pee.
I don’t live to play golf and shoot basketball.
I don’t swagger and spit like a Neanderthal.

I won’t tell you my wife just does not understand,
or stick my hand in my pocket to hide that gold band.
Or tell you a story to make you sigh and weep,
then screw you, roll over and fall sound asleep!
Yes, I’m so very glad I’m a woman, you see.
Forget all about that old penis envy.

I don’t long for male bonding, I don’t cruise for chicks.
Join the Hair Club For Men, or think with my dick.
I’m a woman by chance and I’m thankful, it’s true.
I’m so glad I’m a woman and not a man like you!

A Question for Bible Scholars about covering one’s head…?

I read in the Bible in Corinthians 1-11 that a man is similar to God and shall not cover his head. And a woman is similar to her husband so she shall cover her head. But it doesn’t say what to cover her head with? So I’m asking if these head coverings would suffice…a hard hat-football helmet-bicycle helmet-motorcycle helmet-golf visor-hockey helmit-baseball hat-jacket with a hoodie-and so on? And what about a man like Ernest Angeley and his awful toupee, is that a head covering?

Were they taking things literally?

Three men are sitting in the pub, bored.
The first bloke says to the others, Right, lets play a game. When we get home tonight, we have to do the first thing our wives tell us to.

The other two agree, and they all decide to meet up at the pub the next night to exchange tales.
When they meet the first guy says I got home and the wife was washing up, so I decided to help her.

I started drying the dishes, and I dropped one. That`s right, she said smash the place up.
So I did and now she`s divorcing me.

You think that`s bad, the second man says, When I got home, I fell asleep on the sofa, dropped a cigarette and scorched the carpet.
The wife said, Oh good, burn the whole house down.
So I torched the place and she is divorcing me.

You`r lucky, says the third man, When I got home, my wife was in bed, so I climbed in next to her.
I was feeling a bit amorous, and started tickling her downstairs.

She said,” You can cut that out for a start”.
Anybody want a toupee?

Should I shave some of my hair off and wear wigs?

I have curly, frizzy, unmanageable hair. Yes, I’ve used products, I’ve worn it natural, I’ve straightened it for years, I’ve been through dyeing processes, highlights, chemical Straighteners, relaxers, and just about every silicone product known to man. I am very done with my hair. It is thick, crazy, and I’m really looking to just chop the mane off. I have always wished for straight hair, and I found a decent wig that looks reasonable (http://www.mywigstudio.com/product_info.php?cPath=62&products_id=244). I think wearing a wig would cut down my routine time in the morning greatly and perhaps boost my confidence since I always end up throwing it up in the mornings and becoming mad at my hair. I also want to quit swim team soley for the reason that I have to wash my hair every single night which makes it brittle, dry, and just plain eww. If I wore a wig I could just slip it off and then put my swim cap on my semi-bald head.
I was planning on shaving most of it off, but leaving a little so that I have virgin hair for the wig cap to latch onto and stay in place.

So, should I do it? I’m completely done with these freaky locks!

Do you fancy the plot of my book?

Ok so it is the story of Katerina St. George, the princess of a small country named Costa Rosa. In the beginning chapter, her family is hosting an end of summer gala (they do this every year). At midnight, in their dining room during the event, Katerina hears a gunshot and then the one of the extremely large windows shatters. A man and his army come in and start shooting and theres a lot of smoke, the man ends up being her uncle Robert (a brother to the king) he screams that he wants them all dead and he shoots the father in the leg (he ends up fine!) and one of the guards takes them (Katarina and her brother Mason) through a secret door and leads them to a helicopter where they are taken to an island where a government agency transforms her into a different person. They transform her into Daniela Thompson and now she has a blonde wig (she refused to dye her hair) and blue eyes. (Before she had Brown hair and brown eyes).She then is sent to a boarding school in North Carolina where she develops a crush on Matt Montgomery. In her world history class, one of the topics they were covering was the country of Costa Rosa and the St. George family (oo a twist!) Long story short, Matt finds out her secret that she is actually Katerina St. George and they become gf&bf. On a thanksgiving weeked while Matt’s parents are away on a buissness trip, Matt takes Katerina to Wilmington for the weekend. While their there, Katerina goes out without her wig on and a man comes up to her and says “Katerina?” and she replied saying that her name was daniela. then that was it. a few weeks later Katerina begins finding notes in her dorm room saying that she better be careful and wat not. Then one day she must give a presentation about the St. George family and their affects of the Costa Rosa laws and such but in the middle of her presentation her uncle slyly sneaks into the back and points a knife at Matts head (everyone else in the room including matt are unware he is there) and her uncle mouths and motions to her to take the wig off and then to leave or matt would be stabbed. Katerina did so and then ran off. She ran throughout the school and then Matt found her asking what was going on and she explained. At one point while running to Matt’s truck, Katerinas uncle grabs ahold of her and with his partner, they gag her and tie her up. Matt watches the whole thing and he demands for them to let her go. Her uncle than used a a anesthetic needle and it sends Katerina to sleep. She then wakes up and after many attempts to torture Katerina, the police come and take hold of her uncle. Matt and her embrace (matt was the one who got the police there in the first place) and Katerina is sent off to the hospital since her uncle stabbed her multiple times. the story ends with Katerina telling her parents that she wants to stay at the boarding school and then celebrates christmas with Matt and her other friend.

OK…a newly wed couple????

On their wedding night in the room….man is in bed waiting for his love to come to him….
First she takes off her false eyelashes
then she takes out her false teeth
then she takes off her falsies
then, her false butt pads
then, her wig…
by then the man was getting a little irate and said” when you get to the part I want, throw it over here,,,,,I’m tired!!!!!

My 14 year old son is a crossdresser/transvestite and had me arrested for trying to change him.?

My 14 year old son came in the other night dressed as a female with make-up, a wig, a mini-skirt, in full womens dress. I am a very old fashioned, traditional person. I dont like girly boys or crossdressers. I want my son to be a masculine man. When he came in I shouted “what the hell do you think you are doing?” and he said it was girls night out at the club(has ID. I threatened to ground him for a year and he called me a close-minded redneck piece of sh*t that will never be worth anything. I gave him an old fashioned beating with my belt and it left a small mark on him. He called the police, and I was arrested that night, and my son said things like “stupid dumba$$ redneck is going to the cage with the other animals” all the way out the door. the police did nothing in response to my sons behavior. I am out of jail now, and there is no restraining order to my knowledge. what should I do? My son told me I will never change him. My wife(who I love dearly) and him currently live alone.

Where the early male colonist from Europe considered some of the first transvestites,seeing how they wore?

powder makeup,stockings,high heel shoes and wigs

I want to be a male cheerleader, but i also want to wear the same uniform as the girls.?

I have tried on skirts before. and dam they are way more comfortable then guy shorts. I want to join my schools cheerleading team. but i also wanna be able to wear the tank top and the skirt and bra and panties. i am willing to have the girls give me a complete make over before each and every practice, game, competition, etc. i will look completely like a girl with the wig and everything. but the question is.. how do i go about letting the coach know this and will she let me?

How do I get my cat to like my boyfriend?

Months ago, he picked her up and spun her around and I think she’s never forgiven him. She won’t come into any room that he’s in, but when it’s just me she wants to cuddle and be petted. If I bring her into a room and he’s there, she completely wigs out and tries to get away.

I have a male cat as well and he loves my boyfriend to death. I just don’t want my female cat to be afraid and hide every time he’s around.

Why were males playing female roles in drama in ancient days?

In ancient days males were wearing female dresses,wigs & then doing female make up for playing female roles.But why not females?What was the reason?Maximum of them were not looking like a real female.Why females were not permitted to play role in drama?This tradition is now also available in few villages.

PoLl: Do you find toupees to be sexy?

Picture this…a guy wearing a poorly adjusted toupee, 6 inch thick glasses and a huge polka-dotted bow tie, wearing a suspenders and shorts…Doesn’t that look just turn you on? lmao!

What’s the consensus on whether women do or do not like toupees on guys?

Obviously I know girl’s don’t prefer toupee’s over natural hair, but given the choice between a bald guy (shaved or otherwise) and a guy with a toupee, which do they prefer. I mean fake hair isn’t good, I realize that, but I think a lot of girls would be more comfortable bringing around a guy with a toupee to her friends and family that she would a bald guy (under the assumption of course that no one else knows its fake). I am young (26) and balding and bummed out about it, not sure what my best option would be. I certainly dont want to wear a toupee but I don’t want to be a baldy either.

How many names can you mention for a Toupee?

Rug, carpet,highland jig,to name just a few to get you started.

Where can I buy a toupee tape in London, moreover on Saturday?

I would like to buy a toupe tape for my amateur school show, but I have no idea, where I can buy such a thing in London – especially on Saturday (this is my only free day).. What to do?